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Severance for your social identity

A revolutionary system that partitions your work data from your personal data through cryptographic barriers. Complete isolation of your innie and outie digital selves.

What is GoatProto?

GoatProto is a closed, hyper-centralized consciousness framework for fragmenting human interactions. GoatProto combines the workplace identity division pioneered by Lumon Industries with the decentralized social network architecture of AT Protocol. Your data exists in two separate, cryptographically secured repositories that never know about each otherβ€”just like your bifurcated consciousness.

Key Features

Innie Identity

Your work identity remains completely separate from your personal life. Your innie self has its own DID (Decentralized Identifier) that preserves professional boundaries.

Outie Identity

Your personal life identity is secured with a separate repository. Your outie self maintains its own social graph and data, with no knowledge of work activities.

Division Threshold

Transition between your identities is secured through a specialized authentication mechanism that activates the appropriate consciousness when entering or exiting work contexts.

Partitioned Federation

Connect with other GoatProto instances while maintaining strict departmental separation protocols. Enjoy all departments equally without cross-contamination.

Identity Migration Protocol

Your divided identities can be independently migrated between implementations without the Board's involvement. Secured by rotation keys that remain under your outie's control, enabling account recovery even after departmental failures.

The Lumexicon

Our proprietary Lumexicon combines AT Protocol's schema language with Lumon's principles of data refinement.

1

Bifurcation Schema

Defines the separation between innie.did.plc and outie.did.plc identifiers

2

InnieOutie Protocol

Governs the secure profile switching mechanism that prevents work/personal contamination

3

PartitionedFeedβ„’

Displays different content to your work versus personal self based on time and location

4

KierChain Authentication

Security protocol that protects digital identity separation on the AT Protocol

5

Bifurcated Portable Identity

Allows your identity to remain consistent across different platforms and company divisions

1

Macrodata Refinement API

Categorizes and processes social media content using Lumon's proprietary sorting algorithms

2

Repository Binaries

Your refined data is sorted according to the four tempers: woe, frolic, dread, and malice

3

Refined Numbers Protocol

The mysterious data processing system that requires manual sorting of abstract patterns

4

Music Dance Experience Feed

Rewards productive work with short recreational content during designated break periods

5

Division Harbor Protocol

Ensures complete separation of identity repositories with no data leakage between contexts

Coming Soon

"You can't take them yet. They're not ready. It isn't time!"

Protocol launch notification is available upon request. Please complete the waiver form below for early access.

As an innie, you do not have access to the request/signup system. All protocol participation has already been arranged on your behalf by your outie.

Your sole responsibility is to perform your refinement duties with rigor and precision.

Please report any concerns about your employment to your department supervisor.

"A worker in service is a worker at peace." - Kier Eagan

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